Ah fuck it. I'm tired:
[Insert post about how boring, egotistical prick really likes Vulkan of the Salamanders followed by inane, clearly fabricated letters from imaginary complainants.]
[Insert picture of bird with tits in order to shamelessly divert google traffic to your blog and thus boost stats.]
Right, I've got work in the morning.
Significantly better at 40K than you whaffle, drone, blah, etc, etc... Vulkan, etc...