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Friday, 8 April 2011

An alternate take on game 2:patrol

I'm conscious of the fact that my last battle report was terribly short and so feel that I should make up for that in some way by presenting my alternative take on a key event within the preceding battle.

So here, for your delectation and delight is an alternative take on the bit where the Hot Dog turned a load of Axis laser boys into so much charred ash:

A caveat for any Daily Record readers able to engage in such acts as reading blogs, (when not otherwise engaged in their regular activities of throwing shit at the cave walls and gang-raping mastodons while their mono-browed wives drag their knuckles and look at the poor animals with a mixture of pity and quiet relief):

Please under no circumstances attempt to recreate this scene at home with your own Dust tactics core set. You will no doubt realise in the attempt that those speech bubbles were added using a wonderful new device called 'a computer' and did not physically manifest during our game.

Also, Daily Record readers are cunts.


ronhome said...

Luther is so embarrassed he has to turn away

one day gingers will rule the earth said...

He should be embarrassed mate. That was his 3rd game of doing nothing before being blown up in a single shot!!!