Sunday 10 April 2011

More Orks: My converted Ork Megaboss, Klanky!

This warboss in mega armour was converted using an 'Assault on black reach' warboss, some plasticard, bits of junk, greenstuff and good old Scottish sexual prowess by the bucketload.

People over on the Waaaagh forum were generally positive about my WIP photos, but one asshole, didn't seem to understand what WIP means and even said the model looked as though it needed a lot of work.

Let's talk about that here for a moment:

WORK

IN

PROGRESS

Means that it's NOT FINISHED YET you stupid sanctimonious forum-cunt. What possible purpose could your comment have served other than to give you the dubious pleasure of reading your own asinine keyboard vomitings and making us all privy to the literary equivalent of eating a used tampon sandwich?

I sincerely hope that your next shite is a very angry hedgehog you dick.


Regardless of that, most folks on the Waaaaggh are really nice and you should visit the site if you're into Orks, or just want to see some of the most ingenious modellers on the net this side of 'Bell of lost souls'

Here are some grainy shots of warboss Klanky which will NOT be appearing on the Waaagh, (If I have anything to say about it!)



















And here he is with his bodyguard, (ahem) of Nobz; just to give you some idea of his size. He's actually around the size of a Killa kan and I had the absolute pleasure of having to explain to my Space Marine opponent that he wasn't one while setting up my most recent game of 40K ;)

I hope you like him. I'm really trying to get some better shots. If I could just borrow a digital SLR...



2 comments:

Dougal said...

Hmmm. Looks like he needs a lot of work. :P

Uncle Truth said...

GRAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.......


Say, do you read the Daily Record by any chance? ;)